Need advice

I'm a little groggy on tylenol 3 so I'm just gonna jump right into it. I've been obsessed lately with the idea of getting pierced and I don't mean ears. Is there a better way to say it? I want to get a pussy piercing, there I said it. The idea of a secret piercing is very exciting, my own little private thing. I'm a little freaked out about the whole thing. First, where do you go to do that kind of thing, I live in white bread suburbia. And how embarrasing will it be with some stranger other than my husband or gyno down there. Then there's the problem about infection. When I got my ears pierced they got nasty infected until I figured out I can only wear gold. Ooh, a little gold ring, how cute will that be! I so want to do this - what do you think. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I'll let you know what I decide.